Are Most (If Not All) Corolla Drivers Asshats?

"Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36) 09/06/2014 at 17:40 • Filed to: None

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If so, I think I ran into one who tried to pass me in a 25 MPH zone (Fucking hell, Auburn) and nearly took out either me, an oncoming car or both as I was on my way to an auction in Auburn.

Oh, and he crossed over a solid yellow line.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 17:43

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Don't look at me. I haz tercel

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2014 at 17:43

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Oppo exception counts here, so you're cool.

Jedidiah > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 17:45

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Most of them are angry idiots in a hurry. An idiot for buying a Corolla, subconciously angry because they are driving a car that is miserable, and in a hurry because they want to get out of a car they subconciously hate.

thebigbossyboss > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 17:45

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Here you are allowed to pass over a solid yellow line.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > thebigbossyboss 09/06/2014 at 17:49

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What kind of state is that?

BlurpleToyotaDishwasher > Jedidiah 09/06/2014 at 17:50

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Lies :(

I am an idiot because I make poor life choices, of which the Corolla was not one - it's been really solid, unlike the piece of crap I had before it. I'm not in a hurry when driving because the beige interior makes me feel about 80 years old and I don't subconsciously hate it, I very consciously "meh" it.

Jedidiah > BlurpleToyotaDishwasher 09/06/2014 at 17:53

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But you are an sensible opponaut, not the typical camry driver.

I Like Corollas > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 17:55

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No! At least that's what I want to think haha. But I changed my Corolla for a BMW so I'm not sure what that says about me.

thebigbossyboss > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 18:01

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A canadian one?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 18:03

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Yes. Totally. The single best-selling modern car in the world is bought only by asshats.

As blanket statements go, that is a very blanket-y one.

ly2v8-Brian > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 18:20

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Sweeping generalization here, because carollas are the type of car people get when they just don't care about cars.

wkiernan > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 18:52

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Well I've had two of them and my wife had one and my two daughters had one and none of us are asshats, so that's zero out of four, a pretty low rate. In fact, extending this statistical analysis I think I have shown that 75% of Corolla drivers are beautiful, charming ladies, and the other 25% of them, well, never mind.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > wkiernan 09/06/2014 at 18:53

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I'd probably consider raising those kids to the ways of an opponaut but as long as they're not being ungrateful...

brjklein > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 19:06

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/corolladriver

PICKLEBOY > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/06/2014 at 19:34

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I don't think its fair to say all or even most Corolla drivers are asshats. Simply because of the fact SO MANY different types of people drive them (take me for example) Now BMW drivers on the other hand...

Here's a pic of my Corolla :D Just got Celica GT-S wheels and windows tinted this summer. (don't hate, wasn't a car enthusiast before I bought this, but I became one while driving it. Heck I'm going to an Autocross tomorrow with it for the 2nd time, 1st time with the new wheels/summer tires)

Stef Schrader > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/07/2014 at 06:57

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I'm pretty sure a lot of Corolla owners just don't care. Most of them bought a Vaguely Carlike Object but didn't care enough to buy anything interesting. Driving is that thing they have to do to get places, so meh. That's the mindset: meh. "25 in a 40? Meh."